wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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