She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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