So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Randomize
