The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
this just has baby written all over it
mondays should just be called national damage control day
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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