had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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