Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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