I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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