i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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