i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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