Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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