It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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