Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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