8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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