Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
My ATM looks so different sober.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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