At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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