yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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