i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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