No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Randomize
