how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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