butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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