If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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