He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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