what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Randomize