She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
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