i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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