So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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