My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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