Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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