People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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