I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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