Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I FOUND THE LEGS
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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