I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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