Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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