i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Randomize
