Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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