i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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