so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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