remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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