he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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