And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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