We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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