IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Is it because I queefed?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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