Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Randomize
