Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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