okay pat passed out under dana's car
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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