Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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