Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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