I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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