scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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