i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
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I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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