I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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