he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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