Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
BRING THE BAGELS
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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