so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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