no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
My pussy is not your playground.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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